Warning! Warning! If you are faint of heart and have a fear of dangerous creatures, nocturnal hunters, and/or unsightly stains, this infographic just not for you. If you would rather take a quiz about which famous person you are most like, no one will blame you. Such a choice would likely be far more pleasant.

If, however, you have a sense of adventure and a desire to clean up messes you find, read on.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you…